Things We Might Sell

Welcome to our wildly understocked gear store.


We don’t have merch.

We don’t have branded hats.

We don’t even have a sticker.


What we do have is this one tent. It’s not even ours. It’s made by a company called 3F UL GEAR, it’s sold on AliExpress, and we make exactly zero dollars if you click this.


We’re only telling you about it because we own it, we’ve used it, and we have a frankly excessive number of photos of it in the wild.


So if you want a solid, inexpensive backpacking tent that looks like it came from the future and folds down into something the size of a burrito—here you go: